Jay Leno Quotes About Football
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In the NFL, 31 players have been arrested just since the Super Bowl. In fact, a lot of teams are switching to the no-huddle offense because players aren't allowed to associate with known felons.
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The NFL draft is going to be this Thursday. That's a huge night for college players. That's the night they start being paid over the table.
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You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.
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I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee.
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