Jay Leno Quotes About Writing
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has still not officially bowed out of this race. It looks like he's not gonna run. But I'll tell ya, if Arnold does run, he better get on the ballot, because you don't want a write-in with a name like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because people will go - 'Schwarz, schwarz, oh Davis is easier.'
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President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.
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Oliver North says he is very upset that John Walker could come back to this country and cash in on his celebrity status. He hates to see someone who did something wrong get rewarded by writing a book or getting a TV show out of it.
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Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore.
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