Jay Leno Quotes About Politics
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Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.
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Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
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Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises to voters with fake boobs and bad toupees.
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I understand the chairman of the Senate Ethics comittee is going to examine the check-bouncing scandal with a microscope. ...makes sense... If you're going to look at ethics in Congress, a microscope is what you need.
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President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.
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Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore.
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
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